"Who Do You Think You Are Kidding Mr Hitler"

Who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler?
If you think old England's done.
We are the boys that will stop your little game,
We are the boys, who will make you feel again,
'Cause who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler,
If you think old England's done.

Mr. Brown goes off to town, on the 8:21
But he comes home each evening and he's ready with his gun,
So look out Mr. Hitler you have met your match in us,
If you think you'll crush us we're afraid you've missed the bus. 
'Cause who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler,
If you think old England's done.

Mr. Jones, all blood and bones, cuts sides of beef in two,
He'll get out his bayonet, and he'll do the same to you.
So look out Mr. Hitler, it's a threat that's all too real, 
You will not like it up you when old Jonesy bares cold steel, 
'Cause, who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler,
If you think old England's done?

Mr. Frazer, Often lays a body out to rest,
He's got a special box reserved for a certain Nazi pest,
So look out Mr. Hitler we have got you all sized up,
Come in plane or u-boat - in a coffin you'll end up,
'Cause, who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler,
If you think old England's done?

Young Frank Pike, 
He rides his bike, when he's out on patrol, 
But when he's got the Tommy gun he loses all control,
So look out Mr. Hitler he's not just a stupid boy,
You get between him and his Mum, and watch him use that toy, 
'Cause, who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler,
If you think old England's done?

Mr. Godfrey, sometimes oddly, needs to be excused,
But thick or thin he pitches in, his first aid box well used,
So look out Mr. Hitler we are always well prepared, 
Some may well be old or sick, but none of us are scared,
'Cause, who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler,
If you think old England's done?


Our fast talker, that's Joe Walker, keeps us all supplied,
In cheese or gin - in everything we're normally denied,
So look out Mr. Hitler, we will manage to get by,
Rat-ion-ing just makes us sing a stronger battle cry,
'Cause, who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler,
If you think old England's done?

Arthur Wilson, often feels some trouble looking keen,
But though he's quiet, if you try it, he'll get mighty mean!
So look out Mr. Hitler, for our old British Reserve,
It will not stop us giving you the hiding you deserve.
'Cause, who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler,
If you think old England's, done?

A hammering from Mainwaring, that's what you can expect,
He's led us, trained us, bled us, brained us, filled us with respect,
So look out Mr. Hitler we are ready for a fight, 
These old dogs, have learnt new tricks, and have a nasty bite!
'Cause, who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler,
If you think old England's, done?

(Oh, and)

Warden Hodges, often lodges, fines for showing lights,
His constant jibes at Mainwaring, will often end in fights
"Put that light out, Put that light out," you will hear him shout
Just give us all just half a chance, and we'll put YOUR light out,
'Cause who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler,
If you think old England's done.

Who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler?
If you think old England's done.
We are the boys that will stop your little game,
We are the boys, who will make you feel again,
'Cause who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler,
If you think old England's done?

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