Dear friends,

Apparently, every second shot I throw is an "Olympic-level miracle." Who knew I was so talented?

Sadly, this site seems to think curling is a slot machine, not a sport. Incredible flukes every other shot? Please.

Developers, maybe tone down the "magic" a little.

I'm happily joining the club of players who left (Talent, Trout, Vinnie Jones, etc...). See you in real life — where stone actually slides like stone.

Cheers,