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Is your child a goth?
I just found this quite funny... [url=
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Is your child a goth?


Some great one's below...


- Claims to be a goth (Yeah, that would put a spanner in the works ;\)

- Eats gothic related foods; Count Dracula cereal would be an example of this ([img=
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- Violently shakes head to music ([img=
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5 or more means your a goth!

So how many did you score?:|

My matches...

1. Wears band T-Shirts
2. Shows a decline in wholesome activities such as The Bible, Prayer and Church
3. Drinks alcohol
4. Complains of boredom
5. Sleeps to excessively
6. Eats excessively (:p)
7. Watches Television and other corupt media sources
8. Plays video games that contain violence or role-playing nature
9. Uses the internet frequently
10. Expresses an interest in sèx

Oh dear! [img=
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they are just happy souls..i love em
Are u people preaching? ,Ive got NO concerns about MY children.thank god..
Why is it that when sexx is mentioned, gothicism is automatically presumed to be a part of it?

Sexx, is a natural process and we all must have it. Without it, there will be no next generation of peeps. The cycle of life will end without it.Gothicism is nuthin more than a negative stigma and classification of certain members of human society, in order to cast further stereotypes in an already stereotyped infested world.

I mean, I even have to retype the word Sexx, in order to make my point. Without it, none of us would even exist to share our opinions. IMO.
eek! I have gothic triats ! :_| or is it normal ? :p

-Drinks alcohol.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Eats 
excessively
 or too little
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Expresses an interest in sex.

Quote: 
"If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately.
The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these
problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center. 


I have 6 what should I do :(
um that is funny.....




(im not gothic)    ~gevo~
I,s my child a goth? i think i might might be guilty of those activities tank master lol..don't worry we are growing out of em lol..
Last time i checked children (mainly adoelescents) didnt have to be goth expressive to have a sincere interest in sexual activities...lol
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