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7 Stitches And On Form
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7 Stitches And On Form
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7 Stitches And On Form
Evenin ladies. Today i split my ehad open, to the bone, and had several stitches in my nose and forhead. Now dont laugh. But i ran and jumped into a door frame when Van Nistlerooy scored. I am such a good fan. Anyway, i gashed my forehead big time. Before the door frame beat the fuck about of me, i was crap. I come back, half concussed and with a slight headache, and no-ones beat me yet. Je Suis En Forme.

Uh uh, just thought id share my eventful day. 

The nurses love dme by the way, they said i brightened up their day ;)

P.s It didnt hurt.
Girls on FlyOrDie have never heard of you and never will what a terrible effort to pick up a girl-friend :) your lonely now and will be for the rest of your existence.

My sympathies of you being lonely dont care about your supposed sore head :(

Your Friend
:)
Côtes d' Armor
:)
im not lonely. I have girls droppin at me feet ty :D

Im just bored and darnt play agen incase i start losin. So i thought id share my eventful day. I have no problem gettin real life girls....unlike.....

U, and Temet :D
lmao @ cotes u deserved it 4 bein a man u fan lol 
Thats all ive heard all day Bellamy man. At least we won, makes it all worthwhile :p
newcastle tyvm :)! and aaron, cmon, u support rovers :(?
Newcastle 0-0 West Ham 

I was at it, one of the most boring matches i have seen ever. There were hardly any shots on goal. Newcastle desperately need someone to finish the ball. 
Get Owen. He's more of a burden than a help :)
MAN UNITED R CLASS VAN NISTELROOY FOR TOPSCORER WITHOUT A DOUBT UNLESS ROONEY SCORES 41 TY
WHO SAW PARK JI SUNGS SHOT OMG THAT DESERVED A GOAL BUT WHAT A SAVE BY SORENSON HE SAVED EM FOR 66 MINS FAT FK
тєяяιвℓє : I can picture it now you walking home with a pair of undies wrapped round your empty coconut,muhahahahah
your about as funny as lepracy. i suggest dying somewhere and doing us all a favour. And u think your funny :D sad twat
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