A long time ago there were two drinking pals called Mr. Bind and Mr. Dor. Now Bind and Dor used to argue about who would pay for the drinks which they used to down at their local. One day they had an arguement as the previous night 'Bind lent Dor'(blind_rodent)£10's to pay for the drinks and he thought it only fair that Dor should 'do the hosting'(nidge_hotshot)that night, and that was how the 'bitter bill duel'(littlebluebird) began! Guns were drawn at 6 the next morning in the pub car park.'I'd hide pickle'(dickiedelphi)brain if you don't want to die' shouted Dor.'Enter twitty Owens'(steiner twenty two)the local transvestite to the car park, 'What do I see before me he says, a duel; lets have a ram ding(mangrid) of a party instead. So the three of them went into the pub and had a few drinks then went home to play on their favourite web site, and of cousre we all know which one that is, FLYORDIE.

