Infractions of various rules:
Section 47: Drunken Disorderly.
Section 65: Being in control of a moving vehicle whilst under the influence.
Section 18: Assault with the intent of causing serious injury to a hill.
Further info: All witness accounts imply that if the hills hadn't been there 

serious

 tankily harm may have been caused.
Location: Suggested may be hiding under various other nics in order to avoid embarrasment.