Ok, this is a "joke" which takes the pish out of Scotland. During Brazil's warm-up for their match against Scotland, Ronaldinho calls the squad over for a few words. He says that he has so much confidence in his ability, that he could take the Scots on himself. Although puzzled, the rest of the Brazilians decide that he can have his wish and play them on his own. So the rest of the squad nip off to the cinema while Ronaldinho plays against Scotland on his own. After the match, the Brazil squad return from the cinema to find Ronaldinho with his head in his hands. Roberto Carlos asks him what the score was. Ronaldinho replies: "Aye, well we won 1-0". A confused Carlos goes "Well why aren't you happy then?" Ronaldinho sighs before saynig: "Well I got sent off after 12 minutes!" PMSL!!:D
YOULL LAUGH IF UR ENGLISH!
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YOULL LAUGH IF UR ENGLISH!
For quite a long joke it's pretty crappy. you should've said scotland are rubbish, that's all that was needed.
:D A young cockney lad was out looking for a birthday present for himself , with his family. They stopped of at a sports shop,looking at some football jerseys. The young lad was eyeing up a Scotland football top,an said to his brother he quite liked it.His bro slapped him round the head an told him not to be so stupid. He said the same to his sister,who also slapped him , telling him not to be daft. He says to his mom , that he would really like a Scotland top.She tells his Dad ,who promptly marches him out to the car and tells him he is getting nothing for his birthday. The boy says "I've only been a Scotland fan for ten minutes , and I hate you english B******* already. :D
The English allways laugh ..despite what ever joke it is ..bad or good..we have a sense of humour ..
Beppe how dare you, we are not always drunk and what would u know your italian! Ya spaghetti bolognese head :D
Why does he have an italian name then? lol dont worry i know, from eastenders. If he is canadian why did he say ` we`re always drunk` refering to english people. U need to take a little break, i have noticed you always posting every topic aswell, u have only been here since feb and u think u know all the rules etc and all about fod, i have seen your posts in other topics. Not having a go, just dont get like Beppe. ;)
Ummm well i like participating in discussion on here, never knew that was a sin. And i certainly don't think i know every rule.. and as for taking a break? Nah i'm quite an energetic person with plenty of stamina so i'll be fine. look after yourself more i can cope very well on my own thanks ;)
>If he is canadian why did he say ` we`re always drunk` refering to english people. I'm English. I can prove it, my fridge is full of beers for when England kick off on Saturday. It's going to be interesting, as that happens at about 6am in the morning over here :O
>Beppe grow up mate... Coming from you kobe... PMSL!!! >And if i showed those rules to my sweetie she would never talk me again ...because she'd be too busy working out how to read ;) P.s. Always wanted to ask, you're 14 living with your cousins - did your parents kick you out, or did the authorities remove you from their care?
Well i say im on beppe's side,im the one who made the nick"kobekiller",and it is very trueB-):p:D
Lol Kobe you have never left your house, you MAKE UP your girlfriend or boyfriend or whatever you think you have, and its everyone who hates YOU!
I'm sorry Kobe, but I believe it is time for you to wake up these few simple facts: 1) You are glued to your keyboard 2) You have the same degree of active brain thoughts as a lobster. 3) You can't spell to save your life. 4) You glorify yourself 5) You love yourself 6) Everybody thinks your a wanker. 7) You have no fans. 8) Your ugly. Peace love and empathy, Suit.
Seriously, I am sure there is a pshychological explanation to his behaviour. We don't know whether he was kicked out by his parents or removed because he was abused, but either way his reluctance to leave FoD has a strong relation to this - he doesn't like the idea of others removing him from where he wants to be. He feels that he
belongs
here, which is why he makes up stories about being the best and having many friends. I don't know if he is blind to the truth, or just using FoD as an alternative way to rebel at his parents. I am sure the anger we see is subliminally aimed at his parents for whatever happened in the past.
I thot suit's facts about kobe were already well-known?no?well now we all know about kobe's wanker life,and just cuz ya got sum points in tanx gives you bragging rights?this doesnt seem right...LMFAO! - gumpsta - B-):D
>hara its ok if ur black its not ur fault u were born in africa and are ugly ok? Kobe, you never answered... did your parents disown you or were you removed by the authorities for your own safety? You certainly have a lot of anger built up over it.