loool  but kind of sadistic  do :p

I do prefer this one:

http://www.220.ro/stuff/Shakira_La_tortura__varianta_XXXL.htm

or this joke:

wife asked her husband:

 "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

 He looked at her from head to toe and replied:

"I like your sense of humour."