Well, Stream, I wrote a limerick in your honour.... There once was a lady named stream, And she rid the lobby of those fiends, Her writing was red, what more can be said? She really won't allow you to be obscene! It's not my best work, but I hope you like it stream!
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I Love it Lindsay thankyou..I try my best..lolol [img=
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if u paddle in the stream ur gonna end up nice and clean, but if u dream in the stream my god you will never be clean, a little advise to those who dream, keep stream dreams clean or get zapped by the beam...
well im sorry thats the clean version i will tell u the dirty one later....lol and its gooooodddddd
On the breasts of a barmaid in Sale, Were tattooed all the prices of ale. And on her behind, For the sake of the blind, Was the same list of prices in Braille.
There was a young man of Devizes, Whose balls were of two different sizes One was so small 'Twas nothing at all But the other - it won several prizes!
You are in the pool room and looking at Stream She will ban you quickly if don´t have self-estime It isn´t that easy to please Missis Stream Her magic will leads you to fun in a team Don´t let me go futher and dream about Stream, I won´t be allowed for more than a dream.
Just to clear something up, those were not penned by my fair hand. I was cleaning out my inbox of an old account and found them. Funny how things turn up when you least expect them eh?
Ok my turn, :D heres one for ya streamline hope u like it.. There's a lady mod named Streamline, Whom when she enters a room it begins to shine She is a well respected flyordie member so you all shall remember, That a moderator is her when defined. [img=
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ghost rider i love your moving things......soo funny. anyways, i want a limerick written about me! and i nice one not rude or anything newwwkie....come on ppl...... chEEKy.xxx
when ur in the lobby feeling blue theres a sweet young angle thats never flew,she talks about shppoing and things she likes to do but sometimes im left feeling id sooner have the flu....
Mr.Bishi is his name, He's the one who locks the topics that are lame, you can bet he's the one correcting your spelling As for anything he ever puts in here is always compelling He tries his hardest at keeping these forums tame, And without all this he's a great guy all the same. :p [img=
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There was a man, a genius some said, had a great idea, running all thru his head. A game he declared, what shall it be? Fly and Die he says, created by me! A game for all to come enjoy for all the girls and all the boys. A game of billiards, and snooker for some, a lobby to chat in and meet someone. So make a friend, and have some fun there's a buddy out there for everyone. If you like the games ,then stay awhile, A new subscription, will make him smile.
Let's all have a great time!
Here ya go cheeky, There once was a lady called Jo, And boy, did she go with the flow, She liked shopping and men, To which I say 'amen' And thats just about all that I know. It could have been better, but oh well...
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Some People When Describing Me Use The Word Hate Maybe Due To A Personality Trait Pish I Say And Shoo Them Away Doody - Doody - Dee - Deedy Doo Woo
There once was a guy called free who had a willy to pee he went to the loo to have a big poo but came out with only one shoe! I am the next shakespear dont u think!
The angels are all very well like cheeky and dirty they are swell but if they smell i just dont know because the computer it just doesnt show! ANOTHER CLASSIC!
why live when you feel no love, why love when its not worth living, you make mistakes and u end up giving, is it all worth living. some say it is im not sure, all i know is im suffering and thats for sure, you lose your love and you find it hard to carry on anymore, so wats the point in living im really not so sure
the lights have faded the room feels dead, i think its about time i turn the coffin into my bed, you cant be normal if inside you feel dead, so now its about time to turn off the lights thats in my head... last post r.i.p.
There is a lady so fine, She goes by the name of Streamline, But don't despair if you have a problem, She will do her best to help solve them, And i am pleased to class her as a friend of mine. There is a moderator named Magician, FOD appointed him to this position, He can be funny, but always fair, But take heed, dont flood or swear, For you will surely face prohibition. There is a young lad named newkie, Some of his comments can be quite kookie, He has many friends, who are really quite fine, The main one to watch is Streamline, And if you happen to play him, his shots are sometimes flukie
you pushed and you pushed till id had enough, u said some stuff that was between us, now my life is nothing but dust, so plz remeber nikki it was all for your love... rip newkie
Now you've depressed me newkie, and you know what happens when I get depressed....well maybe you don't, but it aint good!
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO OK I KNOW ITS NOT A LIMERICK BUT LIFE TASTES SO SWEET SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO LET PEOPLE KNOW MWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALL MY LOVE ☼ҜĩΝĞ Ẳ$ĦǺ☼™ :):):):):):):):):)
The sky was dark The moon was high All alone Just her and I Her hair so soft Her eyes so blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best To place my hand On her breasts I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart And when she did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came At last it's finished It's all over now My first time Milking a cow! ......just another poem "moderators" ..feel free to delete this
lol ĞĤŌSŢ ŖIDЄŖ ωG i think michael jackson can use a partner
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'There Is no decorum in this forum .......... even though i couldn't be bothered finishing this great limerick off i thought it was pretty good eh? lol
by the way rattle ... that looks like the perfect partner for mr jackson,the nose looks dodgy on that one too lol
He laid her on the table, So white, clean & bare. His forehead wet, with beads of sweat, He rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck, and then her breast, and then, drooling, he felt her thigh. The slit was wet, all was set, He gave a joyous cry, The hole was wide, he looked inside, all was dark and murky, He rubbed his hands, stretched out his arms, and then he stuffed the turkey.
Warm eyes, wet lips, gently touch my finger tips. Soft sighs, silky hair, longing for me to touch her there. Her begging eyes, her whimpering cries. Urgent need of one so sweet, brings me quickly to my feet. The night is warm, there is no doubt, it is my turn, to take the dog out.
ummm jingle that got u excited lol wow ur the first guy i know that likes wide holes....since the poem did say wide hole that he looked inside...or something like that, i know if i was a guy i wouldn't want to be able to see inside a hole. But thats just my opinion everyone likes different things. [img=
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I know u cant stand it bishi bandit hoping aroung big fod like a rabbit going to be a good mod, a good mod gonna make sure no bad comes to ZOD MY LEMMMMMM......... STAR
ok peachy just cause i said ur art (if u can call it that)was c**p no need to question what i am ...im a red bloodied male .... and as for the wide hole ... i was thinkin in terms of chuckin ur pics down it ... boom boom ... lol
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thank you very much rattle snake for sticking up for me i really appreciate that....but...I'm not on this forum to cause any problems, and i certainly don't want things that i say or post to cause you any problems...But thank you. Jingle bells aint worth either of our time or reasons to get us banned from the forum. [img=
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lol.... lets just hope u running wild with them crayons dont get you banned instead..... take a joke will yer
Hey that little dancing man ,,He's cool,. It amaze's me what peopLe can do,,well,some people,.Anyways"He's realy hoppin,,HERES TO YOU ,
'WHATS WITH THE GROSS STUFF',"NOT EVEN FUNNY"! "TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT",,'TRY SOME CLASS ! "UNLESS" ,OF COURSE'YOUR A LITTLE KID'"WHY, THEN IT'S REALY FUNNY" !
There was an old man of Peru Who dreamed he was eating a shoe. He awoke in the night With a terrible fright And found it was perfectly true!!!!
~*~Nikki~*~
There was a young girl called jo, who newkie never got to know, untill that nite to his delight, my oh my wat a nite ;)
hmmmm ok i shall try to do one.... ive seen this guy about called newk, he isnt one to make me puke, tho he whips me at pool, he is rather cool, i always end up naked, and nothing rhymes with that!
there was an angelic devil wen i played him i was in peril he kicked arse but not so fast the flukey old angelic devil