Tell me the best excuses that escapes u from doing or telling some 1 the truth. i my self have heard plenty and use plenty :) they are: Heard - My brother , cousin , sister , food , PLAYED :) , sorry , and a few more i cant remember Mine - Suns in my eye , Bad Hand , Feel Sick , Lag :) lol add plenty of excuses to this topic plz :p ty
Best Excuses
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Best Excuses
My gran died today,so i'm not playing 2 good. my hamster just p1ssed on the keyboard. my underpant's seem a little tight today.
well some of those might be true,u never know,so dont think its only excuses... my mouse 4 example is actually slipping sometimes...
My personal favourites are: "No chalk on the cue" OR "Cloth's too fast" [img=
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"Table's bent" Had a cat jump on the mouse as I was taking a shot before, then she kept walking across the keyboard.
Heres a favourite i see from a few specific people.... "I only lost cos that guest was harassing me!" :D:D:D go figure :|
someone told me that the pommies were going to win the ashes...just put me right off :p think it was greenie
From Zain: "wasnt paying attention" :p Just thought of the most used excuse (and lamest): "Wasn't trying" :| Course you were.
Some Excuses i've used and Some i've heard:) 1. Sun in my eyes 2. Sister was playing while i whent toilet. 3. Guest was whispering to me an put me off. 4. Cue wasnt there the whole game. 5. My 1st time playing. (even tho they have ratin over 300+ lmao) 6. was on msn sorry. 7. Need a Fαg. 8. Sum1 moved the pocket. 9. Wasnt trying 10. I've got no music on Those are just a few.
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im really hungry, tired and cracnk so my playing is pretty bad today. i always use that.
The best excuse I heard was from Wizard of Oz ! He was on a losing streak and dropped from approx 450 down to 290 points. So I asked him what happened !
Here his answer : " I am sure that fod must have done something to my connection / server, as I cant take any proper shots anymore. A dirty game is being played with me " !
Thats the best I heard so far !
Often heard: "There´s no way to win when u make fluke shots all the time" :) Often used: "I should not have played with my feet" :D
LoL i guy i played flooded when i was on the 9 and he said "sorry a cat ran over my keyboard" :p Great Excuse
it was the wrong pos on the keyboard though! wasnt looking, started typing one key along o, tr;;u v;rbrt translate it:)
this has gotta be one of the best for the running excuse.. " o sorry mate, im in a competetion with ma mate to see who would get a (1) ball 1st " lol he even said bo3 at the start of the frame M3MZ
And mine too, you stalking bros.? "my finger slipped" always a classic. "my dog was sat on my lap" :|
ooo another favourite of mine, you will often hear me and cue chaos say this "Flyordie have changed the angles again" some more "i let my blind sister take a shot" "im busy eating" "my musics too loud" "katie melua put me off" "the guys in my head wont stop talking"
Chris lol u part of the group that supports each other, when one of your members gets into a little arguement? Idiot all stick together coz u cant handle it on your own. Truly pathetic :(
Not really, i think your being a little immature, you said bros. made a pathetic comment, he said an excuse for losing, which is what the topic is about. :|
Chris did it not once enter that small brain of yours, that all those excuses he mentioned, he just made those up for a laugh ;) If u or any one else honestly believe any of them then i feel sorry for you all :( He is just simply looking for attention
A lot of the excuses people made are too extreme and probably made up, why don't you go through every page and say things to everyone you find instead?
excuses by there very nature are made up fool... and now i did not make them up, ive used them atleast once.... "what no sorry", "i would say sorry but my keyboard wont let me type" a personal favourite of mine