As you go ahead you see a funny scene. A fat burglar has got stuck in a door. He's swearing in a low voice and trying to escape with the help of his screwdriver. You continue your way smiling...
You notice two big men slowly packing some things from a house into a huge bag. It seems that they are moving someone. You feel that this person may not be too happy when he discovers it
A daemon jumps out of an alleyway with a still living victim on its back. After measuring the balance of forces, you decide you haven't seen a thing...
You bump into one of your old fellows, who tells a story about how profitable it is to be a thief. You don't believe him, but after you part from him, and take a look at your pockets, you change your mind. Fortunately you grab him in time to take your belongings back, and slap his face really hard.
Few i found today which i found amusing lol :p