flip it upside down and put a helium ballon in there ? :p i dont know .. tell me if im right :)

~AJ

An ice dagger.

Its too late to think off any good ones :|

You have an open edded box. What can you put in it to make it lighter?

The answer was " Beatrix Potter " phonetics " Beer Tricks Potter ". C*** but effective.

Still don't know any riddles but hmm....the easy one.

A man found dead with a gaping wound in his chest in a locked room no windows and locked from inside with just a puddle of water next to him. How was he killed?

all at once he walked a midnight dreary weak and weary. He tiped his hat and said hello. 
what is his name?
angel

Five days without an answer Andy :_|..... Can you tell us now and make another...;\..cheers...Rab...:D

Sorry.I had just got back from pub,slighly inebriated and couldn't think of one. Now i'm sober I still cant.Best i can do is...Name this famous author

"A woman in a bar with a beer balanced on each breast playing 8-ball"

ok..if you gues correctly you're supposed to make another one :

NOTHING

What is greater than God 

More evil than the Devil 

The rich need it 

The poor have it 

and if you eat it you will die? 

i'll make one for ya :p

Wasn't told entirely right either. :P But I can't critize, I'm too thick to make one myself.

It was a phonebox blah blah. Everyone's heard that one.

no replies yet .  ok i tell u tomoro , nite ;)

you walk into a small room, theres glass everywhere, theres a guy lying on the floor with his arms by his sides, his hands are covered in blood, the phone is off the hook, theres a woman on the line screaming for help, theres a fishingrod leaning against the phone,...... what happened ??   ?:|

ok lol, another from the wee fella
:D

you right..you going to make a riddle? :p

did she take a photo, develop it then hang it out to dry lolol    :D

no..everything is real in there ok? no acting :p

Their actors?

a woman goes to her husband and shoots him.
then she holds him underwater for 5 minutes.
then she goes to hang him

later that night they go out and have a peaceful dinner..how is this possible? :p 

so easy:( but onl oni could thnk of :p

theres a grandfather a father and a son ;) 2:50 x 3 = 7.50 

hehe nice try but a big fat NO!:p

did the plantpot also cost £2.50  ??  :D

2 fathers and two sons go into a shop and they have £2:50 each.

They buy a plant together that is £7:50 and the give the cashier each of their £2:50 however they don't get any change, why? (and the cashier isn't just short changing them:p)

well done . Jamez   B-)

Cuts the Orange in half with the knife.

2 halfs make a whole.

then he jumps through the hole/whole to escape.

:p

And for the record, my son,  (KINGAPOOL) is laughing his teenage  head off here.    

Sorry     no openings whatsoever m8 

rab you must be more specific..:p
o windows no doors? = no openings period? or just no windows and doors 

also snookerplayer i dont think that was the answer *he who makes it will NEVER use it :p

Here's one,  A man stands in a room with no windows, no door and no way to dig himself out. All he has in his possession are, an orange, a knife and the clothes he is wearing. How does he get out of the room ?        this is more of a trick question supplied by my 14 year old son .   :D

cant touch this nananana nana nana cant touch this 


:p :p :p :p :p :p

NEXT !

erm...a coffin?

Man...

The Sphinx riddle I believe..

Man crawls on all 4 as an infant,

walks upright on 2 legs as an adult

Uses a cane/walking stick as an old man.

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What is it that...

He who makes it will never use it,

he who buys it doesnt want it,

and he who uses it will never see it?