tell me what a apostle is an ill answer

Disciples

a dozen? lol

a dozen is correct.

NEXT RIDDLE:

What is in the middle of cigar

'G'?

lol yes it is i agree :p is that the answer?

Better be. Then I can be known as the Riddle Master.

I got one...easy though...only one I know.

What do you put into something to make it lighter?

Easy?

no clue on yours Euan but if 1 riddle makes u a master then im a master 4 gettin the first 1

We have Riddle Masters amongst us folks, bow down and we will not take you by force.

**BANG!**

Someone will get it, surely!

yes, "g" is right. to answer Euan:

holes

:p? See, easy!

just put the number of the riddle nexzt 2 your guess

1 wat do u cal 5 blondes lying on a beach?

2 wat do u call a smart blonde?

3 how do u no an attorney is about 2 lie?

4 wat is the diff between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?

5 how can u tell the diff between a lawyer lying dead on the road and a coyoty lying dead in the road?

very sorry....bucket of poop 

p00p

2: a golden retriever

5: there are skid marks infront of the cyote

lol correct on both ;) gj lady

Euan your was to easy but I'll wait till the "whole" disussion is over to reveal anwser. :p 

1 wat do u cal 5 blondes lying on a beach?

A skin doctors dream. :|

2 wat do u call a smart blonde?

oximoron :p

3 how do u no an attorney is about 2 lie?

His moths about to open ;\

4 wat is the diff between a lawyer and a bucket of ****?

The bucket wont deny it smeels ?:|

5 how can u tell the diff between a lawyer lying dead on the road and a coyoty lying dead in the road?

Coyote has only been run over once :|

1 public access

2 golden retriever

3 his begin 2 move

4 the bucket

5 coyoty has skid marks

i got one for yas:

What gets wetter as it dries?

answers on a postcard plz lol:p

Towel? ;)

dam u:(

soz :(

lol

now try this: y did the blonde quit his job as a restroom attendant?  

ill give answer later lol

coz he dont Like wiping people's a$$es

lmao

wot Black and white Black and white Black and white???

ill tell ya ansa soon

i dunno yours but mine is 

he couldnt figure out how 2 refill the hand dryer

answer 2 siemens is a penguin rollin' down a hill:p.

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

answer wen i come back cyaz:)

l_l l_l ^ $80   

^ ^ l_l   $75                  ^ = umbralla
                          l_l = hat

 how much do the hats cost? how much do they umbreallas cost?


          boom:):p

l_l l_l ^


 ^  ^  l_l
                                  ^=umbrella

                                 l_l=hats

l_l l_l  ^


 ^  ^  l_l        The first picure cost $80. The second picture cost $75. How much do the hats cost and how much do the umbreallas cost. ( hats are the "l_l" and embreallas are the "^").