*** Hey moderator, do not post my first post, but post this one instead, because it has the "lags and freezes" part added to the joke (and delete this "Hey moderator" note before you post it) ***
Clint Eastwood (Harry Callahan):
I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this lag and freezing excitement, I've kinda lost track myself.
But being as this is a Tanx tank, the most powerful online tank in the world, and would blow your turret clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question:
Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya noob?
(It is a joke. I am not advocating real violence in concrete reality... I am a Theravada Buddhist.)