one of my favourite conversations was with a newbie and went a little bit like this:


(newbie enters room)
Newbie:  I need help
Me:      Click the help button in the top right corner!
Newbie:  Cool. What does it do?
Me:      It helps.

Mine was like this:

(I enter the room for the first time)
Me: I need help
mage_basher: Click the help button in the top right corner!
Me: Cool. What does it do?
mage_basher: It helps.

Sandy

Hmm...so I take it that was the conversation between both of you?

I can't imagine him as a newbie.

*cough* sarcasm!

--jason :p

Sarcasm?! Not in Larki chat!  :p

And, where did you say that 'help' button was?

-B

^ I realized it was sarcasm, but then I wasn't quite sure. My lack of emotion-detecting cripples me so.

I dont know why i'm doing this but it's maybe cuz this is a good topic

             ******BBBBUUUUUMMMMPPPP***

Well, I recall telling a mod to do some unsavory things out of boredom, and got my accounts: Gen 3 Wrastle, and Raven's pain, permabanned.

Hahaha lol suck.

Mynok: Guess what? Batteries actually blow up when exposed to fire.
Everyone else: Uhm... ok?

Kerrod: logs onto chatroom

Noob: Do you like pie?

Kerrod: leaves chatroom.

I clicked the button, but the window just closed    u bastards!!