it has begun... the splat army

last week i finally got back to clicking my "army" of splatters.  they lvl'ed to 30 around this time last year, and i haven't really touched them since.  today, one hit lvl 31, and was on his way to TA.  and beyond this, i'll be using this thread to keep track of their badges (so i don't spam the other threads every few days, at least til i get into badges that take longer).  within a few weeks, i'll have 4 char's, each a lvl apart, spending practically all their clicks on TA clearing the army... minus missions.  anyway... as the topic indicates, it has begun!

The blue cityguard damaged you with his bayonet for 138 hitpoints!
The blue cityguard poisons you!
The blue cityguard curses you!
You almost swept away your opponent with your attack! You've made 123 hitpoints damage with your dracosteel ballast!
Your weapon vampirizes 23 hitpoints to you!
Your enemy lifts its hand for the final strike, but doesn't have enough strength to finish it. You've won!

You've eliminated 1 monsters already!


18022 experience points earned for the victory.

--bumping 101

jason_kroeker

OP

time for a reply already!

The blue cityguard damaged you with his bayonet for 142 hitpoints!
The blue cityguard poisons you!
The blue cityguard curses you!
This was a superb assault! You've made 97 hitpoints damage with your dracosteel ballast!
Your weapon vampirizes 18 hitpoints to you!
Your enemy cries out, then collapses. You've won!

You've eliminated 100 monsters already!


A Royal Official appears, and with much ceremony informs you that your efforts will not go unrewarded. He pins a

Defense Merit of Larkinor

 badge to your chest, then promptly disappears!
20281 experience points earned for the victory.
You've found the following items:
a magic nub
You need 13 227 179 more experience points for the next level!

--bumping 101

jason_kroeker

OP

The blue cityguard damaged you with his bayonet for 130 hitpoints!
The blue cityguard poisons you!
The blue cityguard curses you!
You've hit your enemy well, and it has had consequences! You've made 142 hitpoints damage with your dracosteel ballast!
Your weapon vampirizes 27 hitpoints to you!
Your enemy jerks, then goes limp. You've defeated it!
You've eliminated

 monsters already!
The Royal Official shows up again and congratulates you for your additional efforts. He removes your old badge and replaces it with new

Brass Defense Merit of Larkinor

 badge, then disappears.
15582 experience points earned for the victory.

--bumping 101

yodice

Good job  Jason.  We could always use more splatters.  Keep up the good work.

jason_kroeker

OP

You've eliminated

 monsters already!
The Royal Official shows up again and congratulates you for your additional efforts. He removes your old badge and replaces it with new

Silver Defense Merit of Larkinor

 badge, then disappears.

--bumping 101

jason_kroeker

OP

You've eliminated 100 monsters already!
A Royal Official appears, and with much ceremony informs you that your efforts will not go unrewarded. He pins a Defense Merit of Larkinor badge to your chest, then promptly disappears!

--bumping 102 (lvl 31 + 8.67mil xp's, 97855 total clicks)

jason_kroeker

OP

You've eliminated 250 monsters already!
The Royal Official shows up again and congratulates you for your additional efforts. He removes your old badge and replaces it with new Brass Defense Merit of Larkinor badge, then disappears.

--bumping 102 (lvl 31 + 4.51 mil xp's, 99046 total clicks)

jason_kroeker

OP

You've eliminated 1000 monsters already!
The Royal Official shows up again and congratulates you for your additional efforts. He removes your old badge and replaces it with new Gold Defense Merit of Larkinor badge, then disappears.

--bumping 101 (lvl 32 + 3.00 mil xp's, 106793 total clicks)

jason_kroeker

OP

You've eliminated 500 monsters already!
The Royal Official shows up again and congratulates you for your additional efforts. He removes your old badge and replaces it with new Silver Defense Merit of Larkinor badge, then disappears.

--bumping 102 (lvl 31 + 8.94 mil xp's, 101332 total clicks)

jason_kroeker

OP

You've eliminated 1000 monsters already!
The Royal Official shows up again and congratulates you for your additional efforts. He removes your old badge and replaces it with new Gold Defense Merit of Larkinor badge, then disappears

--bumping 102 (lvl 32 + 3.00 mil xp's, 105717 total clicks)

jason_kroeker

OP

You've eliminated 100 monsters already!
A Royal Official appears, and with much ceremony informs you that your efforts will not go unrewarded. He pins a Defense Merit of Larkinor badge to your chest, then promptly disappears!

--bumping 103 (lvl 31 + 1.81 mil xp's, 97111 total clicks)

jason_kroeker

OP

You've eliminated 250 monsters already!
The Royal Official shows up again and congratulates you for your additional efforts. He removes your old badge and replaces it with new Brass Defense Merit of Larkinor badge, then disappears.
--bumping 103 (lvl 31 + 4.44 mil xp's, 98439 total clicks)

jason_kroeker

OP

You've eliminated 500 monsters already!
The Royal Official shows up again and congratulates you for your additional efforts. He removes your old badge and replaces it with new Silver Defense Merit of Larkinor badge, then disappears.
--bumping 103 (lvl 31 + 8.87 mil xp's, 100547 total clicks)

jason_kroeker

OP

You've eliminated 2500 monsters already!
The Royal Official shows up again and congratulates you for your additional efforts. He removes your old badge and replaces it with new Platinum Defense Merit of Larkinor badge, then disappears.
--bumping 101 (lvl 33 + 12.29 mil xp's, 119697 total clicks)

jason_kroeker

OP

You've eliminated 100 monsters already!
A Royal Official appears, and with much ceremony informs you that your efforts will not go unrewarded. He pins a Defense Merit of Larkinor badge to your chest, then promptly disappears!
--bumping 104 (lvl 31 + 1.77 mil xp's, 98487 total clicks)

jason_kroeker

OP

You've eliminated 250 monsters already!
The Royal Official shows up again and congratulates you for your additional efforts. He removes your old badge and replaces it with new Brass Defense Merit of Larkinor badge, then disappears.
--bumping 104 (lvl 31 + 4.40 mil xp's, 99670 total clicks)

jason_kroeker

OP

You've eliminated 1000 monsters already!
The Royal Official shows up again and congratulates you for your additional efforts. He removes your old badge and replaces it with new Gold Defense Merit of Larkinor badge, then disappears

--bumping 103 (lvl 32 + 2.89 mil xp's, 105394 total clicks)

jason_kroeker

OP

You've eliminated 2500 monsters already!
The Royal Official shows up again and congratulates you for your additional efforts. He removes your old badge and replaces it with new Platinum Defense Merit of Larkinor badge, then disappears.
--bumping 102 (lvl 33 + 12.02 mil xp's, 118059 total clicks)

jason_kroeker

OP

You've eliminated 500 monsters already!
The Royal Official shows up again and congratulates you for your additional efforts. He removes your old badge and replaces it with new Silver Defense Merit of Larkinor badge, then disappears.
--bumping 104 (lvl 31 + 8.84 mil xp's, 101898 total clicks)

jason_kroeker

OP

You've eliminated 1000 monsters already!
The Royal Official shows up again and congratulates you for your additional efforts. He removes your old badge and replaces it with new Gold Defense Merit of Larkinor badge, then disappears

--bumping 104 (lvl 32 + 2.78 mil xp's, 106378 total clicks)

jason_kroeker

OP

You've eliminated 2500 monsters already!
The Royal Official shows up again and congratulates you for your additional efforts. He removes your old badge and replaces it with new Platinum Defense Merit of Larkinor badge, then disappears.
--bumping 103 (lvl 33 + 11.85 mil xp's, 117567 total clicks)

wooshcuckoo

jason i noticed you put ..bumping.. at the bottom of each sentence, could you explain what bumping means please.

jason_kroeker

OP

those are my character names... "bumping 101", "bumping 102", "bumping 103", and "bumping 104".  nothing fancy.
--jason

jason_kroeker

OP

You've eliminated 5000 monsters already!
The Royal Official shows up again and congratulates you for your additional efforts. He removes your old badge and replaces it with new Ruby Defense Merit of Larkinor badge, then disappears.
--bumping 101 (lvl 35 + 19.51 mil xp's, 139578 total clicks)

jason_kroeker

OP

You've eliminated 2500 monsters already!
The Royal Official shows up again and congratulates you for your additional efforts. He removes your old badge and replaces it with new Platinum Defense Merit of Larkinor badge, then disappears.
--bumping 104 (lvl 33 + 11.33 mil xp's, 119088 total clicks)

jason_kroeker

OP

You've eliminated 5000 monsters already!
The Royal Official shows up again and congratulates you for your additional efforts. He removes your old badge and replaces it with new Ruby Defense Merit of Larkinor badge, then disappears.
--bumping 102 (lvl 35 + 17.86 mil xp's, 137567 total clicks)

jason_kroeker

OP

You've eliminated 7500 monsters already!
The Royal Official shows up again and congratulates you for your additional efforts. He removes your old badge and replaces it with new Emerald Defense Merit of Larkinor badge, then disappears.
--bumping 101 (lvl 37 + 28.94 mil xp's, 160182 total clicks)

jason_kroeker

OP

You've eliminated 5000 monsters already!
The Royal Official shows up again and congratulates you for your additional efforts. He removes your old badge and replaces it with new Ruby Defense Merit of Larkinor badge, then disappears.
--bumping 103 (lvl 35 + 18.32 mil xp's, 137222 total clicks)