Do you have heart problems, suffer from stress, or spiralling debt problems. If the answer is yes, then we can help!

Every year millions of people suffer from the malicious antics of Santa, who rises into the sky every year, eating all your mince pies, emptying your bank balances, and sending your stress levels through the roof due to millions of children screaming "Waaaahhhhhh, i want that toy!".

If you, like me and millions of others suffer from this, then we finally have the answer......give the big fat man the sack and a not so pleasant HO HO HO!

Send your $1 donation to the We hate Santa Foundation, and listed below are the ways in which it will be used for the betterment of all mankind...

1 - The poor Reindeer who have been forced to fly around the world for hundreds of years with no pay will be freed from the tyranny of this monster and sent where they truly belong....to Burgers R Us.

2 - The elves will be released to pursue their own careers elsewhere, with govt funded training courses to assist them in their new trade (filling out unemployment benefit forms, or working in the newly created Burgers R Us fast food chain)

3 - We will ensure that Help the Aged are given his location so that they may "visit" him as often as they wish to supply him with a more balanced diet (mince pies and booze have probably goosed his liver by now, but its the thought that counts!)

4 - He will be forced to attend AA meetings to help curb his incredible drinking habit


And finally...for those who are skeptical, we do have a special back-up plan should all else fail. 

We will simply have him shot!