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A Really Good Diet for those interested
A Really Good Diet for those interested
A Really Good Diet for those interested
I have a Labrador retriever and I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.  A woman behind me asked if I had a dog (?). 
 
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.  I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.  The food really is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.  I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly the tall, gentleman who was behind her. 
 
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned. 
 
I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my privates and a car hit me.  I thought the guy was going to need help as he staggered hysterically to the door.

that's awesome! :D  i love it

--jason